The Vinci & Arty Archive Original Release Date: 2002-08-06 00:00:00 FIRST NEXT LAST Guest Strip by ToddFox Guest Strip by Winstar Guest Strip by SparkyNekoMi Guest Strip by Danji Isthmus Guest Strip by Wolf of Moon and Sun Guest Strip by Roki! Guest Strip by Phantastus! Guest Strip by Talutie! Guest Strip by Rogue! Guest strip by Julian Wilbury! Guest Strip By ChickenTeeth Guest Strip by Kuro! Guest strip by Growly Apologies For The Poopy Sketches, And See You Later This Year! Ceiling Arty Is Watching You Masticate Warning! Warning! Warning! No Title Could Ever Describe This Another 'True Story'. He Seriously Made This Up On The Fly One Night... Another 'Based On Real Events' Strip Welp...He Was A Wild Teenager How Thin Are Those Walls? Actually, I Kinda See Why He's So Neurotic... A Sign Of The Times Vinci Gets Some Credit For Not Running Away And Screaming... Yeah, THANKS, Mom! It's Amazing, The Mental Path Her Mind Takes... And The Sentence... And The Verdict... He Probably Should Have Played It Cool... Welp, He Wasn't Expecting That... Her Second Choice Was Hulk Hogan Fortunately, Russ Knew The Mailman Was a Three-toed Sloth Ruff Night Can You Feel The Groove? Meet the Parents What Can Make You Move? She Learned English By Watching American TV. It Shows. Doggone It! Meet The Parents Countdown 2...1...aaand... Meet The Parents Countdown 3 What Can Make You Dance? OHHHH CHIHUAHUA Meet The Parents Countdown 4 Meet The Parents Countdown 5 Was It True About The Bad Luck? That Mouth Before Brain Thing Runs In The Family, Apparently Did She Just...? Uh...Is That A Poem Or A Livejournal Entry?? He's Not Used To This By Now? Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures How Poetic This really happened. Look Out World! Dental DAY-UMN Ashamed. Upcoming Wacky Hijinks! Stay Tuned MAMA! Procyon Procrastination You Know What This Means! Getting Back To Normal Can't Let Go Family Freud Arty P. Sunspot, The Open Pamphlet Way To Go, Mr. Oblivious, Your Partner May Have Confessed Something Momnipulation OH SNAP THEY'RE GONNA DO I---Made Ya Look Rubber Hose Horrors The Solution For Everything Every Office Has A Loudmouth... Should have seen it coming... Arty, Your Mouth Is Going To Get You In Trouble One D---Never Mind. ...What The Hell... Not What He Wanted To Hear Maybe He's More 'Angry Queen' Than 'Disney Princess'... Figures It Was Too Convenient Greeking Out Is This A Gyro-ic Ending? Deus ex Talkina This Week On 'Glaze Of Our Lives'.. So What's 'You Got Owned' In Greek? Truly, It Is The Apocalypse Hey, Gimme SOME Credit For Waiting 5 Years Before I Used This Gag! Finally... Hiatus Interlude Hey Kids! Let's Go Shark Jumping! Like You Didn't See This A Mile Away Back To The E-ARGH The Bowled and the Beautiful To Live Or Diet part 3 of 3 To Live Or Diet part 2 of 3 To Live Or Diet part 1 of 3 Wow. It's Like Asking A Medical Question on IRC When You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!) When You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!) When You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!) Well, That Got Him To Figure It Out Quick... Guest Art: Christmas Strip by ROGUE! Chapter 2: Epilogue What You Don't Know CAN Hurt You What You Don't Know Pt 7 -- Pie -Eyed What You Don't Know Pt 6 - Don'tcha LOVE When Other People Know You Better Than You Do? What You Don't Know pt 5 - If He's That Fast, Can You Really Call Him A Waiter? What You Don't Know pt 4 - What, Me Pun? Never. What You Don't Know Pt 3 - Well, I Think We Know Who's Gonna Be On The Menu... What You Don't Know Pt 2 - Wow, He's Older Than He Looks! What You Don't Know Pt 1 - BUST-eeed He's A Sucker For Punishment OOOOOne Is The Loneliest Number That You'll Ever Do Hey, Everyone's Gotta Have a Dream... A Near Tact-cident Misconceptions He's Toast He's Probably STILL Looking For It As We Speak There's One In Every Office... This'll Take Some Getting Used To Business As Unusual Intimid-atrium We don't get it either. Enjoy, Official strip up soon enough. Reboot to the Head! Scents and Scentsibility And V&A Becomes The 5,094th Gamer Comic On The Web! OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA--never figure it out. Stab. Stabstabstabstabstab. Clueing In? They Had To Ask No Good Deed Goes Unpunished You're One To Talk, Queenie Boy! That Explains A Lot He's Afraid of a Cliche Raise You Know What Happens When You Assume... Feel Free To Kill Me For This Punchline (Guest Strip By Gene Catlow!) Uh Oh? You Bat-cha! Ker-Jinxed! But He's FULLY Armed With Bad Jokes It's Enough To Make You Go To Pieces And You Thought Only Deer Got Caught In Headlights Doom Doom Doom Doom... Like Thelma And Louise Those Donuts Will Be The End Of Him Arty's Mouth: 0-Dumbass in Three Seconds She Was A Precious Moments Centerfold, You Know! What A Nutter Terrifying Love To Use a Tired Old Catchphrase.. HELLOO-O NURSE! Guest Strip by Niki Paprika Guest Strip by Bilou Guest Strip by Salkafar Guest Strip part 2 by Prism Wuff Guest Strip by Prism Wuff Guest Strip by Kiru Klee Guest Strip by Wovstah Guest Strip by Rogue! Now I'M Curious About His Teen Years! Hey, Cheer Up, Emo Kid! Ooh, Arty, You Hot Sud You The More Things Change... Badum-ching! Waiting Room... Super Special Guest Strip, by ROGUE! Ooooohhh that's GOOD pokey... Guest Art; Strip Colorization by Richek Arty's REALLY Rubbing Off On Him And Muffins Usually Make It Jiggle AUUGH! The Cliche, It Hurts! AUUUGH! Whassamatta? Uhh, Muffin, Honey. Limited Edition Hershey's Talk-lit? Nice Try. Famous Last Words Help Me, Arty-Wan Kenobi Devilled Egging On Botticell-EEK! Cute Phasers Set To Stun He Sure Knows How To Get His Proink Across Man-tagonizing Interlude... A Brand New Day Guest Strip by Sirynx! Guest Strip By Spain Fischer of AWESOME! We Love You Spain!! Hey, This is a PG Strip. They Got Off -Easy-. Based on several true incidents. Face It, Arty, You're Just A Pawn Stupid Literalists! Sigh. Techies. So Literal, So Cruel. Interlude: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! Guest Strip by the amazing Naroclie!! Christmas, Take Two: 26, Fin! Christmas, Take Two: 25 Christmas, Take Two: 24 Christmas, Take Two: 23 Christmas, Take Two: 22 Christmas, Take Two: 21 Christmas, Take Two: 20 Christmas, Take Two: 19 Christmas, Take Two: 18 Christmas, Take Two: 17 Christmas, Take Two: 16 Christmas, Take Two: 15 Christmas, Take Two: 14 Christmas, Take Two: 13 Christmas, Take Two: 12 Christmas, Take Two: 11 Christmas, Take Two: 10 Christmas, Take Two: 9 Christmas, Take Two: 8 Christmas, Take Two: 7 Christmas, Take Two: 6 Christmas, Take Two: 5 Christmas, Take Two: 4 Christmas, Take Two: 3 Christmas, Take Two: 2 Christmas, Take Two: 1 Stressed But Blessed Final Reflections You're Safe As Long As You Don't Sneeze Gyro-glyphs As If Her Voice Alone Wasn't Enough! Becoming One With The THUD Meet Sonnet! OW-MMMMMM Oy, Ferrets! Outclassed Somehow I doubt that... I'd Tell You If I Knew What It Was Sounds Like A Dick Tracy Villain... Inner Child Boot Camp They're In For A Workout Yo-GUH! Don't Tread On Me How in D'Heck?? A Quiche and a Kitty? Guess He Needs A Man-icure Too, Then Toe! Hey, Look! It's A Mope-Ped! Pahmp You Ahwwwp! He Walked Right Into That One Arty the Arteest, Pt. 4 of 4: Hello Dali? Arty the Arteest, Pt. 3 of 4: Those aren't -HAPPY- trees... Arty the Arteest, Pt. 2 of 4: I'M SUING! Arty the Arteest 1 of 4: He's a Natural! Ah, Compromise (Guest Strip by the Infamous Josh-is-a-Dork!) Guest Strip 2 of 2 by Winstar! Thanks WinWin! Guest Strip 1 of 2 by Winstar! Thanks WinWin! Interlude: A Thank You To A Friend The First And Last Time You'll Ever Hear That Word In This Strip, I Swear Wow, Vinci! We Hairdly Recognize Ya! Seeing Things Pt 3: Vinci's Still Got His Baking, Arty's Still Got His Bitter, All's Well That Ends Well! Seeing Things Pt 3 - The Luckiest Seeing Things Pt 3 - Realization? Seeing Things Pt 3 - Reconciliation? Seeing Things Pt 3 - Arty's Final Answer Seeing Things Pt 3 - Uh Oh, Tying Up A Loose End? Seeing Things Pt 3 - Turning Point Seeing Things Pt 2 - Falling Apart The Sunday Shinee! By Mel of Modern Apocrypha Seeing Things pt 2: Mope Opera by Gene Catlow! Thanks Geeners! Stubborn vs. Stubborn: Interlude by Dave Hopkins! Thankees Dave! Interlude - Uncertainty Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Yumar (True Story!) Seeing Things Pt 2: Blue Raccoon, I Saw You Standin' Alone Seeing Things Pt 2 - Claws and Effect Seeing Things Pt 2 - DRAMA!! Or, The Straw That Broken The Raccoon's Back Seeing Things Pt 2 - And Heeere We Go.. Seeing Things Pt 1 - Whoosh! Over His Head! Seeing Things Pt 1 - That's Using Your Noodle, Arty! Seeing Things Pt 1 - You'll LOVE Having A Babyface When You're Older! (SHYEAHRIGHT!) Artisan is Friend To All Children!!! Don't Worry. Arkie's The Only Serious One Here And Arty Knows All About Dignity... They're Both Pressing Their Luck Here Darn Those Homophones! Why You Should Always MYOB KITTEN BREAK! Introducing... a cat? Why Vinci doesn't do PSAs Oh dear... Tet did another strip... And After This, Arty Will Be In Hot Water! June 25th Guest Strips - By Taen Guest Strips - Grand Theft Arkie Guest Strips - Fender #5 Guest Strips - Astrocoon! (By Fender) Guest Strips - Fender #4 Guest Strips - Fender #3 Guest Strips - Fender #2 Guest Strips - Colley #3 Guest Strips - Fender #1 Guest Strips - Colley #2 Guest Strips - Colley #1 He Knows Him Too Well... Uh Oh.. A Memory Of The Past Or A Preview Of The Future? Hiding The Past, Ignoring The Present, Can Hurt The Future.. Haunted by Himself. Oh, He's Gone. Way Gone. Aww, Arty Was CUTE! Interlude - OCAD Before The Scare-enade Interlude - 2001 Pilot Strip For Vinci 'N Arty (SCREAM) Wing Envy And Tied For Miss Communication 2004... Guest Strip by Some Tet Guy... or It's Not Easy, Being Green... Taking some sick leave, back next week... Oh, The Irony Bewm EmergencyRoomStandard, The New Time Zone Now That Was A Car-Incidence! (It Really Happened) Is It Trying To Phone Home, Or What? And Lo, A New Curseword Was Born... And You Thought Pikachu Was Seizure Inducing Interlude - Don't Drink And Draw The Rogue School of Design? (Wow, It's Even in Color) Yikes, Struck a Nerve There, Didn'tcha, Arty? Sunshine through the Rain: Guest Strip by Josh-Is-A-Dork. Never The Answer... What's So Scary About A Red-Eyed, Foaming Raccoon? Interlude- Gag Strip By Seth Triggs! Interlude- Gag Strip By Fender! And Though Its Been Said Many Times Many Ways.. 28 of 28 So... No Pony Then, Huh? 27 of 28 Is He... BLUSHING? 26 of 28 The Spirit Of The Season - 25 of 28 Good Will Towards Men (Yeah! Go Arty!!) 24 of 28 I've Heard Of Indulging During Xmas, But That's Ridiculous! 23 of 28 Now Bring Vinch Some Figgy Pudding? 22 of 28 A Child, A Child, Shivers In The Cold.. 21 of 28 Silent Night.. 20 of 28 You're A Mean One, Mister Vinch - 19 of 28 He's COMPLAINING About That? 18 of 28 In The Lane, Arty's Bristlin' - 17 of 28 Bank Funds Roasting On An Open Fire- 16 of 28 Walking In A Winter Blunderland - 15 of 28 Don We Now Our Gay Apparel - 14 of 28 Christmasti--er, Valentine's Day Is Here! -- 13 of 28 While Visions Of Giftbaskets Danced In His Head - 12 of 28 Ho Ho Ho-- Yuh Oh.. - 11 of 28 It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...Typical Arty - 10 of 28 I'm Dreaming Of A Blank Wishlist -- 9 of 28 Vinci The Red-Faced Raccoon - 8 of 28 Hair-ald? - 7 of 28 You'd Better Watch Out, You'd Better Not Cry - 6 of 28 All I Want For Christmas Is My Two.. Thousand Page Long Wishlist?? - 5 of 28 Making A List And Checking It Twice-- 3 of 28 I Saw Vinci Kissin' Arty-Claus -- 2 of 28 A Note Of Christmas Past? 1 of 28 Eatin' All The Grub, Down At The Dump... Never Judge A Crook By His Lover Donut Just Make You Cringe? Squick Or Treat! What DOE's around, comes around. Hair-larious? Vinci Thinks NOT! Sometimes A Smile Is The Best Thing You Can Donate Arty, Stop Fretting. You've Got Hair Enough For Both Of You And He Can Quit Anytime He Wants, Too.. Hark! The Harried Raccoon Sings - 4 of 28 Hi Custard! You've Just Been Drive-by Best Friended Hidden Ghosts And Nightmares Remembering Yumars Are Sure Fin-icky - Guest Strip by Josh Dee! Diss And Make Up Vanity, Thy Name Is Artisan Interlude; Many thanks to Fender the Font Fennec Arkie; King of Non-Sequitors There's Something Fishy About That Guy! Dolt Hiatus- Off to Anthrocon, Be Back Soon! Why Introducing Boyfriends To Coworkers Can Be Dangerous Way To Stick To Your Guns There, Vinchers.. NO TOUCHEE!!! Well, He Asked For It.. Remembering You Today Hidden Behind The Sunshine Plushspicious Indeed.. Interlude- The Complex Workings Of The Sub-Coonscious Its just a doll... right? Enter The Arch Nemesis? (Or Is That Nemeh-sis?) Interlude- Well Wed-deyaknow! At Least He's An Encouraging Big Bro.. Send Your Love To Mom, Whether She's Near or Far Meet Nalya Sunspot.. OR ELSE! Aller-GEEZ! I Couldn't Eggsactly Passover An Easter Image, Could I? Arty? You're Unfashionably Late. Shut up. The Energizer Yumar! He Just Keeps Going and Going and.. Surprise (Rough) Interlude! - Don't Lookit Me Like That, I Already TOLD You, No Sex! Doe! A Deer! A Familiar Deer! April Fool's! YAY! Guest Strip By Katie Popp! Pop Quiz! What's Arty's Favorite Food? It's a Toughie.. Interlude - 3-19-03: Eve Of That With No Answer Vinci's .. er.. Rebuttal Surprise Interlude! Made Ya Look! And There Goes The Readership.. Make Believe Just Won't Be The Same Now Well, The Rancid Meat Probably Was Healthier... 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