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Guest Strip by SparkyNekoMiGuest Strip by Danji Isthmus Guest Strip by Wolf of Moon and SunGuest Strip by Roki!Guest Strip by Phantastus!Guest Strip by Talutie!Guest Strip by Rogue!Guest strip by Julian Wilbury!Guest Strip By ChickenTeethGuest Strip by Kuro!Guest strip by GrowlyApologies For The Poopy Sketches, And See You Later This Year!Ceiling Arty Is Watching You MasticateWarning! Warning! Warning!No Title Could Ever Describe ThisAnother 'True Story'. He Seriously Made This Up On The Fly One Night...Another 'Based On Real Events' StripWelp...He Was A Wild TeenagerHow Thin Are Those Walls?Actually, I Kinda See Why He's So Neurotic...A Sign Of The TimesVinci Gets Some Credit For Not Running Away And Screaming...Yeah, THANKS, Mom!It's Amazing, The Mental Path Her Mind Takes...And The Sentence...And The Verdict...He Probably Should Have Played It Cool...Welp, He Wasn't Expecting That...Her Second Choice Was Hulk HoganFortunately, Russ Knew The Mailman Was a Three-toed SlothRuff NightCan You Feel The Groove?Meet the ParentsWhat Can Make You Move?She Learned English By Watching American TV. It Shows.Doggone It!Meet The Parents Countdown 2...1...aaand...Meet The Parents Countdown 3What Can Make You Dance? OHHHH CHIHUAHUAMeet The Parents Countdown 4Meet The Parents Countdown 5Was It True About The Bad Luck?That Mouth Before Brain Thing Runs In The Family, ApparentlyDid She Just...?Uh...Is That A Poem Or A Livejournal Entry??He's Not Used To This By Now?Desperate Times Call For Desperate MeasuresHow PoeticThis really happened.Look Out World!Dental DAY-UMNAshamed.Upcoming Wacky Hijinks! Stay TunedMAMA!Procyon ProcrastinationYou Know What This Means!Getting Back To NormalCan't Let GoFamily FreudArty P. Sunspot, The Open PamphletWay To Go, Mr. Oblivious, Your Partner May Have Confessed SomethingMomnipulationOH SNAP THEY'RE GONNA DO I---Made Ya LookRubber Hose HorrorsThe Solution For EverythingEvery Office Has A Loudmouth...Should have seen it coming...Arty, Your Mouth Is Going To Get You In Trouble One D---Never Mind....What The Hell...Maybe He's More 'Angry Queen' Than 'Disney Princess'...Figures It Was Too ConvenientIs This A Gyro-ic Ending?Not What He Wanted To HearGreeking OutDeus ex TalkinaThis Week On 'Glaze Of Our Lives'..So What's 'You Got Owned' In Greek?Truly, It Is The ApocalypseHey, Gimme SOME Credit For Waiting 5 Years Before I Used This Gag! Finally...Hiatus InterludeHey Kids! Let's Go Shark Jumping!Like You Didn't See This A Mile AwayBack To The E-ARGHThe Bowled and the BeautifulTo Live Or Diet part 3 of 3To Live Or Diet part 2 of 3To Live Or Diet part 1 of 3Wow. It's Like Asking A Medical Question on IRCWhen You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!)When You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!)When You're A Queen You're A Queen All The Way... (Guest Strip By Ki-- uh THE MASKED STRIPPER!)Well, That Got Him To Figure It Out Quick...Guest Art: Christmas Strip by ROGUE!Chapter 2: EpilogueWhat You Don't Know CAN Hurt YouWhat You Don't Know Pt 7 -- Pie -EyedWhat You Don't Know Pt 6 - Don'tcha LOVE When Other People Know You Better Than You Do?What You Don't Know pt 5 - If He's That Fast, Can You Really Call Him A Waiter?What You Don't Know pt 4 - What, Me Pun? Never.What You Don't Know Pt 3 - Well, I Think We Know Who's Gonna Be On The Menu...What You Don't Know Pt 2 - Wow, He's Older Than He Looks!What You Don't Know Pt 1 - BUST-eeedHe's A Sucker For PunishmentOOOOOne Is The Loneliest Number That You'll Ever DoHey, Everyone's Gotta Have a Dream...A Near Tact-cidentMisconceptionsHe's ToastHe's Probably STILL Looking For It As We SpeakThere's One In Every Office...This'll Take Some Getting Used ToBusiness As UnusualIntimid-atriumWe don't get it either. Enjoy, Official strip up soon enough.Reboot to the Head!Scents and ScentsibilityAnd V&A Becomes The 5,094th Gamer Comic On The Web!OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA--never figure it out.Stab. Stabstabstabstabstab.Clueing In?They Had To AskNo Good Deed Goes UnpunishedYou're One To Talk, Queenie Boy!That Explains A LotHe's Afraid of a Cliche RaiseYou Know What Happens When You Assume...Uh Oh?You Bat-cha!Feel Free To Kill Me For This Punchline (Guest Strip By Gene Catlow!)Ker-Jinxed!But He's FULLY Armed With Bad JokesIt's Enough To Make You Go To PiecesAnd You Thought Only Deer Got Caught In HeadlightsDoom Doom Doom Doom...Like Thelma And LouiseThose Donuts Will Be The End Of HimArty's Mouth: 0-Dumbass in Three SecondsShe Was A Precious Moments Centerfold, You Know!What A NutterTerrifying LoveTo Use a Tired Old Catchphrase.. HELLOO-O NURSE!Guest Strip by Niki PaprikaGuest Strip by BilouGuest Strip by SalkafarGuest Strip part 2 by Prism WuffGuest Strip by Prism WuffGuest Strip by Kiru KleeGuest Strip by WovstahGuest Strip by Rogue!Now I'M Curious About His Teen Years!Hey, Cheer Up, Emo Kid!Ooh, Arty, You Hot Sud YouThe More Things Change...Badum-ching!Waiting Room...Super Special Guest Strip, by ROGUE!Ooooohhh that's GOOD pokey...Guest Art; Strip Colorization by RichekArty's REALLY Rubbing Off On HimAnd Muffins Usually Make It JiggleAUUGH! The Cliche, It Hurts! AUUUGH!Whassamatta? Uhh, Muffin, Honey.Limited Edition Hershey's Talk-lit? Nice Try.Famous Last WordsHelp Me, Arty-Wan KenobiDevilled Egging OnBotticell-EEK!Cute Phasers Set To StunHe Sure Knows How To Get His Proink AcrossMan-tagonizingInterlude... A Brand New DayGuest Strip by Sirynx!Guest Strip By Spain Fischer of AWESOME! We Love You Spain!!Hey, This is a PG Strip. They Got Off -Easy-.Based on several true incidents.Face It, Arty, You're Just A PawnStupid Literalists!Sigh. Techies. So Literal, So Cruel.Interlude: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!Guest Strip by the amazing Naroclie!!Christmas, Take Two: 26, Fin!Christmas, Take Two: 25Christmas, Take Two: 24Christmas, Take Two: 23Christmas, Take Two: 22Christmas, Take Two: 21Christmas, Take Two: 20Christmas, Take Two: 19Christmas, Take Two: 18Christmas, Take Two: 17Christmas, Take Two: 16Christmas, Take Two: 15Christmas, Take Two: 14Christmas, Take Two: 13Christmas, Take Two: 12Christmas, Take Two: 11Christmas, Take Two: 10Christmas, Take Two: 9Christmas, Take Two: 8Christmas, Take Two: 7Christmas, Take Two: 6Christmas, Take Two: 5Christmas, Take Two: 4Christmas, Take Two: 3Christmas, Take Two: 2Christmas, Take Two: 1Stressed But BlessedFinal ReflectionsYou're Safe As Long As You Don't SneezeGyro-glyphsAs If Her Voice Alone Wasn't Enough!Becoming One With The THUDMeet Sonnet!OW-MMMMMMOy, Ferrets!OutclassedSomehow I doubt that...I'd Tell You If I Knew What It WasSounds Like A Dick Tracy Villain...Inner Child Boot CampThey're In For A WorkoutYo-GUH!Don't Tread On MeHow in D'Heck??A Quiche and a Kitty?Guess He Needs A Man-icure Too, ThenToe!Hey, Look! It's A Mope-Ped!Pahmp You Ahwwwp!He Walked Right Into That OneArty the Arteest, Pt. 4 of 4: Hello Dali?Arty the Arteest, Pt. 3 of 4: Those aren't -HAPPY- trees...Arty the Arteest, Pt. 2 of 4: I'M SUING!Arty the Arteest 1 of 4: He's a Natural!Ah, Compromise (Guest Strip by the Infamous Josh-is-a-Dork!)Guest Strip 2 of 2 by Winstar! Thanks WinWin!Guest Strip 1 of 2 by Winstar! Thanks WinWin!Interlude: A Thank You To A FriendThe First And Last Time You'll Ever Hear That Word In This Strip, I SwearWow, Vinci! We Hairdly Recognize Ya!Seeing Things Pt 3: Vinci's Still Got His Baking, Arty's Still Got His Bitter, All's Well That Ends Well!Seeing Things Pt 3 - The LuckiestSeeing Things Pt 3 - Realization?Seeing Things Pt 3 - Reconciliation?Seeing Things Pt 3 - Arty's Final AnswerSeeing Things Pt 3 - Uh Oh, Tying Up A Loose End?Seeing Things Pt 3 - Turning PointSeeing Things Pt 2 - Falling ApartThe Sunday Shinee! By Mel of Modern ApocryphaSeeing Things pt 2: Mope Opera by Gene Catlow! Thanks Geeners!Stubborn vs. Stubborn: Interlude by Dave Hopkins! Thankees Dave!Interlude - UncertaintyDo Not Taunt Happy Fun Yumar (True Story!)Seeing Things Pt 2: Blue Raccoon, I Saw You Standin' AloneSeeing Things Pt 2 - Claws and EffectSeeing Things Pt 2 - DRAMA!! Or, The Straw That Broken The Raccoon's BackSeeing Things Pt 2 - And Heeere We Go..Seeing Things Pt 1 - Whoosh! Over His Head!Seeing Things Pt 1 - That's Using Your Noodle, Arty!Seeing Things Pt 1 - You'll LOVE Having A Babyface When You're Older! (SHYEAHRIGHT!)Artisan is Friend To All Children!!!Don't Worry. Arkie's The Only Serious One HereAnd Arty Knows All About Dignity...They're Both Pressing Their Luck HereDarn Those Homophones!Why You Should Always MYOBKITTEN BREAK!Introducing... a cat?Why Vinci doesn't do PSAsOh dear... Tet did another strip...And After This, Arty Will Be In Hot Water!June 25thGuest Strips - By TaenGuest Strips - Grand Theft ArkieGuest Strips - Fender #5Guest Strips - Astrocoon! (By Fender)Guest Strips - Fender #4Guest Strips - Fender #3Guest Strips - Fender #2Guest Strips - Colley #3Guest Strips - Fender #1Guest Strips - Colley #2Guest Strips - Colley #1He Knows Him Too Well...Uh Oh.. A Memory Of The Past Or A Preview Of The Future?Hiding The Past, Ignoring The Present, Can Hurt The Future..Haunted by Himself.Oh, He's Gone. Way Gone.Aww, Arty Was CUTE!Interlude - OCADBefore The Scare-enadeInterlude - 2001 Pilot Strip For Vinci 'N Arty (SCREAM)Wing EnvyAnd Tied For Miss Communication 2004...Guest Strip by Some Tet Guy... or It's Not Easy, Being Green...Taking some sick leave, back next week...Oh, The IronyBewmEmergencyRoomStandard, The New Time ZoneNow That Was A Car-Incidence! (It Really Happened)Is It Trying To Phone Home, Or What?And Lo, A New Curseword Was Born...And You Thought Pikachu Was Seizure InducingInterlude - Don't Drink And DrawThe Rogue School of Design? (Wow, It's Even in Color)Yikes, Struck a Nerve There, Didn'tcha, Arty?Sunshine through the Rain: Guest Strip by Josh-Is-A-Dork.Never The Answer...What's So Scary About A Red-Eyed, Foaming Raccoon?Interlude- Gag Strip By Seth Triggs!Interlude- Gag Strip By Fender!And Though Its Been Said Many Times Many Ways.. 28 of 28So... No Pony Then, Huh? 27 of 28Is He... BLUSHING? 26 of 28The Spirit Of The Season - 25 of 28Good Will Towards Men (Yeah! Go Arty!!) 24 of 28I've Heard Of Indulging During Xmas, But That's Ridiculous! 23 of 28Now Bring Vinch Some Figgy Pudding? 22 of 28A Child, A Child, Shivers In The Cold.. 21 of 28Silent Night.. 20 of 28You're A Mean One, Mister Vinch - 19 of 28He's COMPLAINING About That? 18 of 28In The Lane, Arty's Bristlin' - 17 of 28Bank Funds Roasting On An Open Fire- 16 of 28Walking In A Winter Blunderland - 15 of 28Don We Now Our Gay Apparel - 14 of 28Christmasti--er, Valentine's Day Is Here! -- 13 of 28While Visions Of Giftbaskets Danced In His Head - 12 of 28Ho Ho Ho-- Yuh Oh.. - 11 of 28It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...Typical Arty - 10 of 28I'm Dreaming Of A Blank Wishlist -- 9 of 28Vinci The Red-Faced Raccoon - 8 of 28Hair-ald? - 7 of 28You'd Better Watch Out, You'd Better Not Cry - 6 of 28All I Want For Christmas Is My Two.. Thousand Page Long Wishlist?? - 5 of 28Hark! The Harried Raccoon Sings - 4 of 28Making A List And Checking It Twice-- 3 of 28I Saw Vinci Kissin' Arty-Claus -- 2 of 28A Note Of Christmas Past? 1 of 28And He Can Quit Anytime He Wants, Too..Eatin' All The Grub, Down At The Dump...Never Judge A Crook By His LoverDonut Just Make You Cringe?Squick Or Treat!What DOE's around, comes around.Hair-larious? Vinci Thinks NOT!Sometimes A Smile Is The Best Thing You Can DonateArty, Stop Fretting. You've Got Hair Enough For Both Of YouHi Custard! You've Just Been Drive-by Best FriendedHidden Ghosts And NightmaresRememberingYumars Are Sure Fin-icky - Guest Strip by Josh Dee!Diss And Make UpVanity, Thy Name Is ArtisanInterlude; Many thanks to Fender the Font FennecArkie; King of Non-SequitorsThere's Something Fishy About That Guy!DoltHiatus- Off to Anthrocon, Be Back Soon!Why Introducing Boyfriends To Coworkers Can Be DangerousWay To Stick To Your Guns There, Vinchers..NO TOUCHEE!!!Well, He Asked For It..Remembering You TodayHidden Behind The SunshinePlushspicious Indeed..Interlude- The Complex Workings Of The Sub-CoonsciousIts just a doll... right?Enter The Arch Nemesis? (Or Is That Nemeh-sis?)Interlude- Well Wed-deyaknow!At Least He's An Encouraging Big Bro..Send Your Love To Mom, Whether She's Near or FarMeet Nalya Sunspot.. OR ELSE!Aller-GEEZ!I Couldn't Eggsactly Passover An Easter Image, Could I?Arty? You're Unfashionably Late. Shut up.The Energizer Yumar! He Just Keeps Going and Going and..Surprise (Rough) Interlude! - Don't Lookit Me Like That, I Already TOLD You, No Sex!Doe! A Deer! A Familiar Deer!April Fool's! YAY! Guest Strip By Katie Popp!Pop Quiz! What's Arty's Favorite Food? It's a Toughie..Interlude - 3-19-03: Eve Of That With No AnswerVinci's .. er.. RebuttalSurprise Interlude! Made Ya Look!And There Goes The Readership..Make Believe Just Won't Be The Same NowWell, The Rancid Meat Probably Was Healthier...The First Strip.